Monday, September 29, 2008

Nothing But Cheese!


Kayla is really small for her age, but don't let her size fool you. She is a dynamo on the soccer field and although she's only 11, she plays in a U13 division with her sister. This weekend at their soccer tournament they played U14 and needless to say, most of the girls outweighed Kayla by at least 75 pounds. Competitive soccer can be pretty physical and during a play Kayla caught an elbow to the eye. She wasn't hurt, but the ref called a foul on the bigger girl. Apparently, a mom on the other sideline didn't agree with the call and yelled, "Hey Ref...Our girl is 5 foot and the other girl is cheese!'' Kayla thought this was hysterical! Here is the story in her own words.

"Cheese....how's she gonna call me cheese. Is that the best she's got? I mean come on. What kind of cheese am I supposed to be? White cheese, yellow cheese, swiss cheese? Does she think I'm stinky cheese? Shredded cheese? Moldy cheese? Seriously lady...come up with a better line for a short girl than cheese."

Now we just call her Nacho!

I guess the moral of this story is...if you want to insult a short girl....come up with something better than cheese!

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