Off With Her Head

My aunt nearly lost her head the other day... literally. We had been standing in the driveway at my parents' house when I decided to head inside. I was about half way into the garage when all of a sudden, the garage door started to close. I looked back and saw that my aunt was standing right under the door and couldn't move out of the way because she was stuck between the truck and the closing door. I managed to reach the opener just as she slid out of harm's way. My mom heard me yelling and came running. I told her I wasn't even near the button and the door just started closing on it's own. But how could that be? Doors don't just close on their own. Then it hit me. My dad! So I went to find him and guess what was in his pocket? The garage door opener. He had inadvertently hit it while helping Ryan carry wood into the side yard. He didn't even realize that he nearly took the wig right off Aunt Marcy.