Today my daughter showed me this website where eople put a little blurb about the crazy things that happened to them during their day. Here are a few of the ones I thought were funny.
Today, I wore a Stanford college T-shirt to school. My Spanish teacher took one look at it and said "You wish".
Today, my dad set my hair on fire while cooking. He then tried to convince me that it spontaneously combusted.
Today I was robbed. They took my father's ashes. (that's sad and strange)
Today my 4 year old daughter came to me with her finger in her ear. She announced to everyone that her earwax tasted better than the dinner I made last night.
Today I was bending over pulling brownies out of the the oven. My husband walked by and slapped my butt. I fell into the oven.
Today I attended a funeral and my phone went off in the middle of it. My ringtone is..."It's Good To Be Alive".
Today I learned that when I leave skid marks in the toilet my wife uses my toothbrush to clean them up.
Today I watched my dog chase his tail thinking...."wow dogs are easily entertained"...then I remembered I had been watching my dog chase his tail for the last 10 minutes.
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