It's THAT Time of the Month

Why is it so hard for men to buy feminine products for their wives? I mean OBVIOUSLY everyone knows it's not for them. I'm pretty sure the person at the check out is not going to look at them sympathetically and think..."Poor thing. It must be his time of the month". Come on boys. If your wife needs something and you are already at the store...can't you help her out? You should just be glad you don't need to use the stuff. Believe me, you have the much better end of the deal. We are already incredibly cranky and extremely bloated so don't make your life more miserable then it probably already is this time of the month and swing by the kotex aisle on your way to checkout.