Has Anybody Seen My Tiara?

Me: Next week ends my reign as teacher of the year. Guess I'd better find my tiara.

Kayla: Do you know where it is?

Me: Where what is?

Kayla: Your tiara. I can help you look for it.

(Really Kayla? Really???)

Me: Kayla, I didn't really get a tiara it was just a joke.

Kayla: (in all her blondeness)...Oh

Later that night...Kayla comes downstairs and hands me a pink paper tiara that she made.

Kayla: Here's your Tiara mom. I made it for you.

Me: Thanks Kayla. It's beautiful, but you can give it to Mr. Day. (her teacher that just won TOY)

Kayla: Ok! (and she put it in her backpack)

I'm telling you the girl is NOT RIGHT!