Anna's best friend has the cutest little twin brothers you have ever seen. They just turned 6 and boy are they a riot! Here are a few funny twin stories.
Say Cheese
Both of the boys have digital cameras of their own. The other day the twins' mom was uploading some pictures from twin #1's camera onto her computer...when what to her wondering eye did appear? Naked pics of her husband. Apparently twin #1 snuck into the bathroom while his dad was taking a shower and took some very revealing pictures! Needless to say the cameras got put on a shelf until the boys learn what kinds of pictures are ok to take.
Peeing in Nature
Awhile back the family was driving home from a trip when the twins decided they needed to use the bathroom. The next rest stop was miles away so their dad pulled the car over to the side of the road and took the boys behind some bushes. At first the twins were unsure about peeing in nature, but once their dad explained that they were men and that's what men do they were ok with it. A few weeks later their mom took them to Costco. Twin #2 had to use the restroom. He spotted a few potted trees in the aisle, pulled down his pants and started to go. When his mom freaked out he said, "It's ok mommy. I'm peeing in nature. That's what men do!" Trying not to laugh his mom explained that it wasn't nature, but the middle of Costco.
That Doesn't Stop Them
The boys were with their mom at Costco (they love that store) when a lady they knew came over to talk. Durning the conversation she asked the boys if their mom was going to have any more babies. Twin #1 replied, "No...daddy had a surgery'" to which #2 said..."But that doesn't stop them!" Their mom about died of embarrasement.!
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